Every so often, I am introduced to a new programming language or compiler project that, at the surface level, seems interesting, but leaves a lot, for me, to be desired. Several of these include relatively new, currently-used-in-production languages, such as Swift, where ideological constraints on the language design have made it difficult to write general purpose programs that exist outside the scope of the language’s primary, intended use. Additionally, I have some reservations about the language and compiler I work on professionally. I still yearn for something to meet my needs as a programmer. I still need to write programs that manually manage memory; I still need to write code that runs at CPU boot-time; I still need a lot of C++’s convenience.